Adam: Some stunts. I've had a stunt man my hole life since I was a little boy I got a stunt man i used to have him bat for me in little league I would uh, in gym class he would do sit ups for me. Actually Conan,. My stunt man went on my very first date i ever had I remember when he got back i said to him how did I do he said I got second base and i said so Im not gay and he said no you are not gay

Conan: I'm happy for you What are you doing? Now why did you decide to do a football movie

Adam: me and tim herlihy wrote this movie the beauty of being a writer of a movie is a alot of actors out there, they will like gain weight for a part and  I was gaining a little bit of weight I was putting on some pounds so I thought why not right a football movie You know you could be a little chubby out there on three football field. so uh....... I don't plan on getting any skinner. I plan on getting , Continuing to get fatter. my family is very fat ............ I plan on getting fatter as i get older...............I've got some movie ideas,.. Im going to write a movie about Attack of the 80 pound tushie...

Conan: I'd see that movie

Adam: I got another on down the road called the man who should wears a jogging bra

Conan: So we should look for theses huh

Adam: Conan Im not making any promises.

Conan: you always liked the food. you love the food

Adam: well you know its like ........... the food, you eat the food. one year ..... one year you got the... Thanks Andy

Andy: Yeah.

Adam: I don't know one minutes you hear steak is good for you then steak is bad for you you know ........one minute they say chicken is good for you next minute they say chickens not good for you .... one thing I know that is not going to be good for you and that's a brick to the face.

Conan: Never good

Adam: unless its a brick of tofu

Conan: that would be so delirious would it

Adam: it was taste bad but it would be good for you

Conan: what's your favorite thing. what do you like the most

Adam: Conan. I mean that's personal

Conan: I wanna know

Adam: Your starting to pry

Conan: What's your favorite food

Adam: I like the black and white cookie (applause) the black and white cookies are so good cause you know you've got the chocolate on the one side and vanilla on the other and Uh! I like them both .so much and uh ..my girl said to me the rest of your life you can only east on side of the cookie or you get shot in the head if you ate the other side what side would you go with , So Conan you know what I said .. I sit there and I think about it and you know what i said?

Conan: What?

Adam: Chocolate and she says to me why and I said I just like chocolate better. (applause) But Conan there's more. She said to me "now your not going to say that on Conan's show are you?" yes I am and she said now that's a waste of everyone times. and I said you know what I m not in the mood for this. and she said pllllllllllllllllll!"

Conan: Im sorry,

Adam: Conan I've got to be honest with everybody. Not much preparation when into tonight

Conan: Your like a jazz player. your in the moment that's what you were doing now you .......................you've got a close relationship with your mom in the movie. are you close to your mom in real life?

Adam: ....................very much. No matter what she does not think I did anything wrong ............... I came home from school said mom i did not do very well on a test. You did good.............. I opt an f f stands for fine you never do anything wrong your my baby . my dad ion the other hand is like. He dad i got into N.Y.U... yeah. they are letting morns in ................

Adam: (Loud applause) NYU I guess

Andy: they're pro moron

Conan: now, are you a mommas boy. be honest here where you a bit of a mommas boy

Adam: well. I was on a date one time and I told this girl I like to call my mom alot to say hello and that I love here. that kind of stuff. I try to do it aa much as I can the girl said to me are you a mommas boy I was like my mom, she has, she took me to every baseball practice every basketball practice,. every game take me and my friends to the movie sit there in the parking lot til the movie was over and then take us home..she would cancel vacations cause she was afraid I would miss her too much my first three years she wiped my ass for me ......... I was like am I am a mommas boy and i was like no I just respect the lady. respect the other great lady in my life. Until you start wiping my ass you better be nice to my momma cause I've wiped my ass before and believe me . you don't want that's job

Conan: That's i nice hallmark sentiment Adam

Adam: I don't know what the hell that meant there so,,,

Conan: Im Sorry, Water boy, Funny movie. Opens tomorrow

Adam: yeah Conan I like this movie, very nice people in it . kathy bates really cool in it. Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk blake Clark all these nice people Covert and all theses goof balls in it.. Thanks for seeing it. I hope you see it. what the hell an I doing right now

Conan: They put a chip in your head or something at the studio

Adam: I had this deal with some body that I had to say alot of names

Conan: its a funny movie people should check it out
And I haven't thanked you thanks again for doing a our 5 Th.
anniversary special It was awesome

Adam: Thanks Conan

Conan: Adam Sandler everybody

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