Characters:

• Angelo, actor, "Good Morning Brooklyn"
• Anthony, "The Real World"
• Assistant, "Sabra Price Is Right"
• Audience McGee
• barhop, "Good Looks Make Men Babble"
• Barry Wright, contestant, "Stand-Up And Win"
• Billy, "Melrose Place"
• Boo, dog, "An Owner's 'Dog' Plays in the Park"
• Brad Setzer, "Looking Good"
• Brian, host, "The Denise Show"
• Cajun Man
• Canteen Boy
• Carlos, pepper boy, "Carlos Masters Da Pepper"
• Danny Wilson, contestant, "You Think You're Better Than Me?"
• Ed The Complete Idiot, "GoodFellas"
• Epstein, "Quentin Tarantino's Welcome Back, Kotter"
• Eric Milligan, "Civil War Memories"
• Fabio, overaffectionate Italian from Il Cantore and La Cantoria
• Flash, "Superman's Funeral"
• Hank Gelfand, "Zagat's" host
• HDWTSWRS rapper, "Rap Group HDWTSWRS Performs on WXYT"
• Helios, employee, Hub's Gyros
• Howard Stern's producer Gary, "NYC Gubernatorial Debate"
• Jake Czyslowski, Globetrotter, "The First Black Harlem Globetrotter"
• janitor, "White The City Sweeps"
• Joey Fusco, contestant, "Community College Bowl"
• Joey Tarantina, bachelor #1, "The Bensonhurst Dating Game"
• Lord Of Destruction, wrestler, "Clinton's Open Houses for Crazy People and Wrestlers"
• Lucy Brown, Gap Girl
• man who took the Pyramid of Pain diet
• Mark Hershfeld, contestant, "Geek Dweeb or Spazz"
• native, "Gilligan's Biosphere"
• Opera Man
• panelist, "How Much Ya Bench?"
• passenger with anal warts, "Taxicab Confessions"
• Pedro from Captain Jim and Pedro
• Greg Brady, "The Partridge Family Meets The Brady Bunch"
• Randy Valducci, student, "Rock Lyric Poetry Class"
• retarded employee, "Thanksgiving Party at the Office"
• rock & roll guitarist, "Sarah Sings with Kind and Mean Guitarists"
• Ross, Richard Laymer's co-worker
• Rubin Martinez, "Manny has Trouble Hearing his Visitors"
• Shorty, "Shorty, The Guy Who Can't Cross The Street"
• soldier, "The Gloria Brigade"
• spectator, "Making Better Love Workshop"
• student, "The Men's Jazz Dancing Ensemble"
• Tony Vallencourt, Boston resident
• townsperson, "Salem Bitch Trials"

Cold Openings:

• Sings a Christmas song
• Adam Impersonates Bill Clinton

Impersonations:

• Axl Rose
• Barry Williams
• Bill Cosby
• Bobcat Golthwait
• Bono
• Bruce Springsteen
• Charles Manson, businessman
• David Brenner
• Donnie of NKOTB
• Eddie Vedder
• Mark Wahlberg
• Pauly Shore
• Rhea Perlman
• Tony Robbins

Weekend Update Appearances:

• Bono sings about St. Patrick's Day
• Bruce Springsteen sings about Thanksgiving
• Cajun Man, NCAA correspondent
• Frank Dippy, Point-Counterpoint commentator
• Gil Graham, concert reporter
• Halloween costume suggestions
• one of Two Guys from a Religious Cult
• Opera Man
• Sings "I Love You Momma"
• Sings "Red Hooded Sweatshirt"
• Sings "Sex Phone Lady" aka "Summer Love"
  
• Sings a Mother's Day Song
• Sings "Dip Doodle"
• Sings "The Chanukah Song"
• wants Mike Tyson to beat people up for him
• tapes Thanksgiving meal for his parents
• travel correspondent, trip to Disney World

Commercials:

• Eric Bogosian, "Monsters of Monologue '94"
• Housesitter, "Schmitts Gay"
• Steve Everett, caller, "Jackie Stallone's Psychic Circle"
• teen, "Leevi's 3 Legged Jeans"
• Tim, The Herlihy Boy

Voice-overs:

• caller, "Coffee Talk"
• Clucky, "The Cluckin' Chicken"
• doctor, caller, "Larry King Live"
• grotesque, caller, "Coffee Talk"
• Mikey, "Look Who Else Is Talking Also"

Miscellaneous:

• airplane passenger, "Another Flight on Total Bastard Airlines"
• airplane passenger, "Buh-Bye From Total Bastard Airlines"
• assistant, Miranda Richardson's monologue
• Atlanta Braves fan, "Michael Demands Respect for his Wave"
• audience member, "The Montel Williams Show"
• audio technician, "Heston & Goldstein Record "Sex" On Tape"
• bar customer, "Where's The Rest Of Me?"
• betting psychic consultant on Christopher Walken's psychic show
• bully, "Bullies Insult Random Passers-By"
• bus driver, "Campers' Names are Called at Camp Ujaama"
• cop, "Rookie Cop"
• drummer boy, "The Drummer Boys Slap Their Stomachs"
• employee, "Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic"
• fan, "The Guy Who Played Mr. Belvedere Fan Club"
• Gary Riley, "Dysfunctional Family Feud"
• harmonica player, "A Street Musician Begs for Money"
• James Williams, witness, "Anton Jackson Testifies in the Simpson Trial"
• Jersey kid, "Foreigners and Jersey Kids, Learning from each other"
• judge, "Headgames"
• juror, "Mike Tyson Sexual Harrassment Trial"
• Larry, student, "World War II 101"
• Louie Johnson, trumpet player, "Stiles Monroe Drenches Listeners in Saliva"
• member, "Bad Haircut Support Group"
• ninja, "The Plucky Ninjas"
• office worker, "Office Workers Plan for MLK Day"
• Phillie, "The Phillies Spit While Anne Murray Sings"
• reporter, "Perot Explains Republicans' Dirty Tricks"
• security guard, "The Sensitive Naked Man"
• son, "A Visit From Elijah The Prophet"
• student, "French Inflection"
• teenager, "Elwin, the Psychotic Bagboy"
• townsperson, "Magic Fish Fisherman Town Meeting"
• trick-or-treater, "Halloween at Ross Perot's House"
• voter, "Nightline"
• waiter, "Jean Carlo's Flatulence Ruins His Charm"
• waiter, "Restaurant Bathroom Service"
• Warren, runner, "A Track Coach Tells his Team to Go Fast"
• xerox repairman, "Rich's Copier Breaks Down"