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CHRISTMAS SONG by Adam Sandler
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G
So many presents
Bm7
So little time
G             Bm7         B#m7       Am7
Santa wont be comin by my house this year
        G                 Bm7          B#m7       Am7
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I peirced my ear
   G            Bm7       B#m7
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
      Am7           G     Bm7
Santa dont like bad boys
Am7
Especially jewish ones!
G       Bm7             B#m7   Am7
Gnip Gnop and lego blocks are what I desire
G               Bm7                 B#m7    Am7
Why'd I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire
G                Bm7         B#m7
I told him I was sorry, Im a liar
      Am7      G   Bm7
So no toys for me
Am7
I dont deserve em!
Cm
I couldn't wait for a big wheel
       D5
As the holiday near
    Em             D5               C5
But then I told my grandma that she had a beard

Dear Santa,
	I know what my problem is,
	Why I cant be good
	It's a fear of intimacy
	You see, my whole life whenever I met someone
	Really great like you
	and I keep feeling I'm getting too close to them
	Something inside me makes me want to screw it up
	So in a weird way the reason why I'm so bad is because
	I love you so much

Rock'em Sock'em robots is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat to Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin on my door
Cause he's a big fat whore!
What made me say that!

Shoots and Ladders would be so good indeed
So why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed
So Santa please gimme my Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought billy goats were made for lovin'

So Santa won't you accept my apologies
So Santa can't you see I'm beggin you please
Oh Santa next year I'll do you right
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night...

G=355433
Bm7=xx7777
B#m7=xx8888
Am7=xx5555
Cm=335543
D5=557755
Em=779987
C5=335533